1. babyminaj:

 

sergeantprnz

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS



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    babyminaj:

    sergeantprnz

    WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

    IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

    IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

    IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

    IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

    This.

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